IGNORE ME! BUT FIRST...
I HAVE TRAVELED FROM AN INCREDIBLY DISTANT STAR TO VIEW THE TELEVISION PROGRAMS OF YOUR PLANET. YOU HAVE THE HONOR OF REPRESENTING YOUR ENTIRE RACE AS RECIPIENTS OF MY VIEWING RECOMMENDATIONS. THE GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR HEARS ALL! SEES ALL! NOW WATCH THESE PROGRAMS:
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Fox, Friday 8/7 p.m. Eastern
Dollhouse
Fox, Friday 9/8 p.m. Eastern
AND TODAY SET YOUR HOME RECORDING DEVICES FOR THE SERIES FINALE OF
Battlestar Galactica
SciFi, Friday 10/9 p.m. Eastern
IT IS A TWO HOUR FINALE: YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED! REFUSAL IS FUTILE! YOU KNOW NOT THE ELABORATE CRITERIA BY WHICH THESE PROGRAMS ARE TO BE JUDGED. NOW IGNORE MY PRESENCE AND GO ABOUT YOUR EARTHLY BUSINESS.
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