Sunday, March 15, 2009

The Grand Galactic Inquisitor says...



I HAVE TRAVELED FROM AN INCREDIBLY DISTANT STAR TO VIEW THE TELEVISION PROGRAMS OF YOUR PLANET. YOU HAVE THE HONOR OF REPRESENTING YOUR ENTIRE RACE AS RECIPIENTS OF MY VIEWING RECOMMENDATIONS. THE GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR HEARS ALL! SEES ALL! NOW WATCH THIS PROGRAM:

Kings
NBC, Sunday 8/7 p.m. Eastern

REFUSAL IS FUTILE!

YOU KNOW NOT THE ELABORATE CRITERIA BY WHICH THESE PROGRAMS ARE TO BE JUDGED. NOW IGNORE MY PRESENCE AND GO ABOUT YOUR EARTHLY BUSINESS.

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